I am Immortal
I am Orochimaru

My name is Lauren and I am a loser who eats too much and runs a Naruto blog. Things that are not Naruto will be tagged respectively. I am in love with a gross snake man and nothing can save me now. Pokemon Friend Code: 3265-6485-5787 Friend Safari: Ice
arbok

lndras:

when you’re forced out of your room to meet the guests

flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

grovyle:

ive been waiting to make this for so long

"Hey, hey, we’re on the same team! We should be able to see through a fake, right?"

A HUNDRED MOTHER FUCKERS CAN’T TELL ME NOTHIN